To supplement the Most-Wanted Monsters series of books, and in anticipation of a paranormal apocalypse, Judith Graves and Dawn Ius have developed a set of Paranormal Identification Playing Cards (PIPC) to help humans identify the most-wanted of the supernatural world. Consider these cards a real lifesaver! Each contains the Most-Wanted Monster’s name, picture for identification and comparison, as well as key characteristics and related mythology. The highest-ranking cards, starting with the aces and kings, are used for beasties at the top of our most-wanted list.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Monster Monday: The Queen of Monster Moms


Forget Lady Gaga, the self-professed Mother Monster, on this Victoria Day long weekend we're celebrating the true Queen of Monster Moms. You know, the acid-blood spilling, breeding machine of an extra-terrestrial from the ALIEN films, often referred to as xenomoph, but never really named. And that's okay, you won't care what she's called if you run into this momma. You'll just tremble in fear.

1979 was the beginning of ALIEN, a sci-fi monster saga that's still going strong today if the buzz surrounding Ridley Scott's indirect prequel, Prometheus, is any indication. It's in the second film, ALIENS, that we see the Queen in all her glory as she fights against the human female, Ripley, with her own maternal instincts in high gear.

It's a we're-so-not-soccer-moms showdown of epic proportions.


Survival Tip: Fire seems to be the most reliable source of injury to xenomoph. When exploring space, keep a futuristic flame thrower handy.

Can't wait for Prometheus? Neither can we! Let's watch the trailer:

Monday, May 14, 2012

Monster Monday: Monster Mom, Echidna




A face only a mother monster could love, perhaps THE phrase that describes Echidna, AKA, she-viper, AKA the mother of all monsters – who is also half-serpent / half-human. Because this Greek goddess has a knack for birthing offspring way off the ugly chart. And we’re not talking physical appearance - these babies were nasty in the evil-at-heart, gonna-hunt-you-down-and-eatcha-cause-mumsie-don’t-like-ya sort of way.

Hesoid, one of those Greek poet types, had this to say about Echidna in his work, Theogony, a detailed explanation of monster origins:

“The goddess fierce Echidna who is half a nymph with glancing eyes and fair cheeks, and half again a huge snake, great and awful, with speckled skin, eating raw flesh beneath the secret parts of the holy earth. And there she has a cave deep down under a hollow rock far from the deathless gods and mortal men.”

Despite sounding like a bit of a hermit, Echidna and her babies managed to cause quite a bit of chaos for the heroes of Greek myths. Without her many-headed dogs, sea-serpants, dragons, gorgans, sphinxes (sphinxi?), and harpies these legends wouldn’t be so…well, legendary.

Survival Tip: Echidna is known for appearing outside her cave, letting her attractive, human half lure in victims which she will then drag down into the depths of her realm and consume. So, yeah, when cave hiking - BEWARE.

Monday, May 7, 2012

Monster Monday: Grendel's Mom



In a creeptastic nod to Mother’s Day this month, we’ll feature four monstrous “moms” – fierce protectors of their kin, mama bears of epic proportions.

Perhaps none rank more notorious than Grendel’s mother, one of three primary antagonists in the story of Beowulf.

For more than a thousand years, Beowulf  has been part of the foundation on which all classic English literature is built. Filled with monsters and heroes, including the fiercely strong Beowolf, this anonymously authored text contains a number of archetypal friends and foes.

In fact, Grendel’s mother – who is never actually named – is often cited as one of English literature’s most famous monsters. She’s certainly one heck of a Mama bear.

When Grendel is slain by Beowulf, his mother attacks the mead Hall Heorot to avenge his death. Of course, Beowolf is tasked with destroying her and ventures into the snake-infested waters of her lake-based home, Grendel’s Mere. She attacks Beowulf, drags him into her lair and an epic battle ensues.

This fierce, seriously ticked-off Mom is about to avenge her son’s death when Beowulf spots a sword at the Mere. (Convenient? Perhaps!) He uses it to decapitate Grendel’s Mom, and then return to the water’s surface  -  just in time to save the day, of course.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

A to Z Challenge Winners!

Whew - we weren't quite sure we'd make it out April alive, but we did it! 26 post about our favourite beasties for the A to Z Blogging Challenge - avec poems to celebrate Poetry Month. Not too shabby. I'm still amazed that Dawn took up the challenge on her two other blogs as well, with equally cool themes. WhatYAReading? on her blog, The Oubliette, as well as her Dawn Ius blog (reserved for her adult thriller fiction), Through The Looking Glass featuring music that inspires her.

Anyway - we've randomly selected 4 winners (one per week in the month of April) from the commenters on our A to Z posts. These lucky souls will each receive a Kindle edition of SPIRITED: 13 Haunting Tales in which Dawn and I both have a ghostly tale. We know you'll love this anthology of best-selling and wicked new young adult authors.

WINNERS:

S.L. Hennessy


Jeremy Bates


Janyce


Retro-Zombie

Thanks to all who dropped by during the challenge!

Monday, April 30, 2012

Z is for Zombie


Most-Wanted Monsters is thrilled to be one of more than a thousand blogs taking part in the 2012 A -Z Blogging Challenge - 26 opportunities to help you survive a paranormal apocalypse. Don't let our epic monster limericks fool you - the lore we share about the beasties featured in each daily post could literally save your life. Know them before they GET you!

ZOMBIE
Why do you run? You smell so yummy.

Need your brains warm in my tummy.
Hack and slash me as you will,
I’ll just crawl and lurch like an imbecile.

Mindless. Restless. Hungry. We could be describing your next-door neighbour, or yourself on a cloudy Sunday afternoon of sports television, video game playing, or Net surfing...and perhaps we are - if that pesky zombie apocalypse has finally struck.
Zombies are the stuff of modern film, exercise workouts, graphic novels, fiction novels, picture books, group walks, hip dance moves, party trends, and bloody merchandise. 

While they maybe a killer money maker - you honestly wouldn't want to get mobbed by a zombie hoard at your local shopping mall...where the lowest price is your LIFE.
Whether spawned by a mutant virus, mind-controled by a Russian with a ray-gun, or reanimated by a mad scientist - zombies share similar traits. They lurch, jolt, crawl, run - and they do so, no matter how injured, dead, or undead. Decomposition is no imposition. These suckers are the Energizer Bunnies of the supernatural world. 

They. Just. Keep. Coming. And they seek only one thing. Living human flesh.



SURVIVAL TIP: Ironically, while zombies have no brains of their own to speak of, decapitation or a bullet to the brain is the only way to stop these unstopable creatures.


Come on, you iZombie tech geeks - what "Z" creatures plague your nation?

Now, stagger over to some of the other blogs on the A-Z Blogging Challenge FOR THE LAST DAY! We had such a blast doing this challenge and perhaps we saved a life or two. Thanks for joining us this month.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Y is for Yeti


Most-Wanted Monsters is thrilled to be one of more than a thousand blogs taking part in the 2012 A -Z Blogging Challenge - 26 opportunities to help you survive a paranormal apocalypse. Don't let our epic monster limericks fool you - the lore we share about the beasties featured in each daily post could literally save your life. Know them before they GET you!

YETI
Whiteout. Snowblind. Here a scream.

Abominable. Terrible. Eyes that gleam.
Man-eater, life taker, or harmless hominid?
In the mountains of Tibet we’ve carefully hid.

This winterized Bigfoot lives in the Himalayas and has captured the imaginations of the Western world since the first climbers of Mount Everest discovered his giant footprints in 1953. Since then, sightings and even hair samples have been recorded annually. Even the King of Nepal retains officials charged with keeping track of Yeti sightings.

While legends often depict a hungry, lumbering, snowbound predator, other stories tell of Yeti taking human wives. Women who have returned to their villages - seemingly unharmed. As well as tales of these giant white-haired hominids saving the lives of lost or injured mountain climbers.

What tales should be believed? Or like most humans - are there good and evil Yeti striding through wintery mountain passes?



SURVIVAL TIP: Kind of like the varying advice of how to react if you encounter a bear in the woods - play dead, or stand your ground - one Yeti may be more dangerous than another. There's no way to tell. Our advice? Stick with wall climbing.

Come on, give us your best shot - what "Y" beast sends a chill down your spine?

Now, snow-shoe on over to some of the other blogs on the A-Z Blogging Challenge.

Friday, April 27, 2012

X is for X-MEN



Most-Wanted Monsters is thrilled to be one of more than a thousand blogs taking part in the 2012 A -Z Blogging Challenge - 26 opportunities to help you survive a paranormal apocalypse. Don't let our epic monster limericks fool you - the lore we share about the beasties featured in each daily post could literally save your life. Know them before they GET you!

X-MEN
From the minds of Kirby, and of Lee
Come scientific versions of monstrosity.
Holding up a graphic mirror to human kind
Showing our inner beasts, one comic at a time.

Since 1963 Stan Lee and Jack Kirby have entertained comic lovers with the ever unfolding saga of the X-Men. These two brilliant and creative forces united to put a scientific spin on mythology and folklore. Forget magic and mystery, spells and incantations, the REAL reason behind the lore of our darkest fears - an eXtra gene causing mutations in human DNA.

That's right. They're not monsters, people, they're just human MUTANTS - with good and evil among their diverse ilk. Once outted, the mutants face a hostile reception from the average-Joe human population. They soon see the benefits of aligning with either the caring, "good", Professor Xavier and his X-Men, or with the fierce, "evil", Magneto and his Brotherhood of Mutants.

The two factions serve as a reflection of human society, revealing our darkness: prejudice, fear of the unknown, intolerance, greed - and yet the villains of the Marvel Universe often have sympathetic orgins. Magneto, himself, a survivor of a concentration camp.

SURVIVAL TIP: Arm yourself with knowledge of the mutants - read the X-Men comics, watch the films...you may see something of your own inner beast.


Fess up - what "X" beast looks back at you from your mirror?

Now, teleport on over to some of the other blogs on the A-Z Blogging Challenge.